HOT DOG BLOG DOT COM ~ Questions and answers from yesterday
dannybrito asked you:
YOURE A JERK
sometimes true
matthewedwards asked you:
Make sure you have some firemilk.
i actually am not really that into drinks that combine dairy and alcohol, but that sounds maybe nice to have a sip of
dannybrito asked you:
sorry that was meant to be anon
it’s ok i am planning on being a real jerk when i come hang out IN FIVE WEEKS, SO SOON, OMG
Anonymous asked you:
Are you still married? I want to take you out on a date maybe.
i mean, i’m as married as i was at my wedding, so you know, not really all that married. the certificate is real, we did go to the courthouse, but we never filed the copy (we still have a few months until it becomes invalid mid-january)
four-nox asked you:
What drew you to NYC?
in all honesty, i needed to move on to a new city, i had been in baltimore for six years and while i love the city i felt like it was just time. new york was an easy option because of its proximity, and then the right people wanted to move up together and it just made sense. so far i have no regrets, i’m living the life i want for myself, and i’m happier than i’ve been in a long time, i think.
givemeajobplease asked you:
I am in DC. Can we put on rainboots and jump in puddles together?
guess it’s too late now, things seem pretty tame. also, i am not a puddle kind of guy.
amorningsmoke asked you:
I love dc. I’m from Maryland but I’m living in Victoria bc. How bad is the weather? I hope all of my friends (and you) don’t die in the hurricane!
i hate dc, but only because i love baltimore so much. still, there’s plenty of good stuff to be found, i started coming around near the end of my time in maryland. not dead! my uncle’s car got smashed by a tree though.
dalecuntistrano asked you:
You are so lucky youre not here bby. Winds + skylights dont mix well.
i am actually really grateful i got stuck in dc, yeah. my apartment lost internet but not power last night, but i had a flight tonight that was cancelled. instead, it’s been rerouted through baltimore and i won’t lose a day of my trip :)
Anonymous asked you:
It’s supposedly supposed to be terrible here, right off the Delaware River, with floods and things and yet, every time I look outside, it’s just drizzling. The wind is peacefully tousling the bushes. Hoping not to lose power (and therefore 1NT3RN3T!!) but sort of just counting down until it goes out. THEN IT’S CANDLES AND BOARD GAMES FOR ALL except I’m alone, so it’s just board games FOR ONE. I got my driver’s license last week!
i hate board games, actually. my parents’ house didn’t even lose power, which is crazy because they lose power here for next to nothing all the time.
haleigh asked you:
Well, good thing you’re safe in DC! :)
the whole thing has worked out remarkably well for me, but of course, it’s hard to feel good about it when so many people have been so devastated.
ruinedin84 asked you:
Have you conquered any of your fears and if so which ones?
this is a cool question, i am actually always trying to push myself to do different things that i think i hate. lately i’ve been catching mosquitos in the air and killing them with my hands, i hate bugs and i don’t touch bugs, but i am just so tired of mosquitos biting me that i guess i’ve gotten over that part of my fear. but only mosquitos.
rawimprint asked you:
aaahhhh! i wanted to send you a news clip of a half-naked man running around wearing a horse mask, but tumblr says no. and yes, i know that is not a question but it’s all i’ve got at the moment.
hahaha i saw that clip, also i already replied to you personally so this is just a formality
Anonymous asked you:
I want to see your butthole.
Anonymous asked you:
Talk about how a guy from the internet who lives in Brooklyn, presumably near you, can work up to asking you on a date even though you’ve never met.
i don’t subscribe to old-world dating methodology, if you want to go out with someone it is okay to just ask them, they will either say yes or they will say no. to be more specific, you can ask me and i will either say yes or i will say no. what’s the worst that can happen? either we continue to not speak to each other, or i say yes and we go on a date and it’s either good or it isn’t.
Anonymous asked you:
Are you dating anyone at the moment?
i am not actively dating anyone right now
Anonymous asked you:
Tell us about your penis. Is it cute?
i don’t talk about things like that on this blog, this is a polite blog


