I had a dream last night and it is hard for me to remember because it is the next night already
I remembered the dream this afternoon
I don’t know why I didn’t write it down then
I should have written it down, dammit
OK, so, you were in a house and you stood in the kitchen for awhile, no you sat down near a window, you sat on a cushion next to a bay window and you looked though the glass
OK, so, you were in a house and you were sitting down on a cushion, no, you were lying down near a window, you were lying down on the inside of a bay window and you were looking through the glass
Ok, good start, you were looking and you saw a family playing on the beach, this is a beach house you were lying down inside of, and you saw a family in the sand, wait, I don’t think they were related at all actually, but they were talking with each other and a young boy had a pail
The young boy was holding a sled and he was running now and jumped frontwards onto the sled, his belly covered by a thick coat and many layers of cotton and his family was there again, throwing softly packed snowballs at him as he slid by on his skateboard, rolling fast down the asphalt
He reached the bottom of the hill and looked up at his family from the cul-de-sac and they speed-walk towards him and just as the mother called his name, “Thomas!” Thomas ran over to her and licked her face, and she laughed and threw the skateboard down the street and Thomas caught it in his mouth, his tail waving enthusiastically, and came back holding a torch
Thomas and his co-workers walked silently into a dark cave and the dark cave became a living room and you walked away from the bay window and shook the hand of the Tibetan Monk leader and you turned to me and said, “Look, Honey, a real fighter! A real life warrior, wow!” You motioned for me to move forward as you carved a baby out of your belly and you handed me a baby that you and the Tibetan Monk leader had both decided to name ‘Veronica’ and Thomas barked and kissed me on my ass.
Sarah Jean Alexander was voted most likely to deform spacetime to form a black hole.